So I’m watching Disneynature Oceans, and there’s sharks on screen right now, and my sister yells “SHARK WEEK”
and I was literally like “SHARK WEEK IS IN AUGUST”
and she scoffed and walked away BUT I LOVE SHARK WEEK MAN
SHARK WEEK IS EVERYTHING
“gamecube is now considered a classic console”
MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.
I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.
Aussies may have Tim Tams.
EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.
USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.
That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.
You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.
And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.
Those thin mints.
The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.
The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.
The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.
PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.
AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT
This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen
As a lifelong Girl Scout I fully approve of this post.
Am Girl Scout can confirm.
Thin mints, man.
As a resident of the US who has had Tim Tams airshipped to him (impulsive use of funds after watching Natalie Imbruglia demonstrate them on Graham Norton), I can say that one of the golden moments of my life to date was the realization that a Tim Tam explosion can be performed on a Thin Mint. Which is fucking AMAZING with hot chocolate.
I would drag myself through a desert of broken glass for a box of Samoas.
another humble girl scout here, just confirming the above to be 100% accurate. also, yes, those are the 3 most popular cookies anywhere in Girl Scouts, at least to my knowledge. and they last a really long time, so, as said above, you can store them throughout the year. aka girl scout cookies are love. girl scout cookies are life.
If you see the Hetalia reference in this you are amazing.
um, i’d like to take a moment to ask and spread this to anyone who may live in our area.
tonight, our dog, Kirby, was no where to be found in our household like he usually is. We all checked every inch of the house and all of his favorite spots. We spent well over a few hours looking for him with flashlights around the neighborhood, which is pitch black at the moment.
My family and myself searched as much of our neighborhood as possible and came up with nothing. My older sister was sobbing as she called out his name the entire time and my father drove around in his car as he looked for him.
We’ve had our dog since he was 2 and i wasn’t even in kindergarten yet. He’d never leave our side and none of us would’ve just left him outside either without his leash and collar. He’s getting old and his responses are very dull compared to a few years ago. even if we called out to him, i doubt he would’ve responded let alone heard us.
We live in Bentonville, Arkansas next to the Lowes and wallgreens (im still not sure of our street or neighborhoods exact name since we only just moved here) but please, if anyone in the area sees him, message me. he doesn’t have his collar on since when he’s in the house, he doesn’t wear it.
even if you don’t live around here, it would help us to just reblog it so it may reach someone who does live here and can aid in our search.
tomorrow, we’re going to be going around the neighborhood door to door asking if anyone has seen him or taken him in.
I’d rather post this as soon as possible since he’s in actual danger since there are coyotes here and a highway right down the hill.
Please just take the time to reblog this.
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
Just press play, and then look at the gifs
My head canon nepeta voice.
This would be way cool if it happened.
I imagine the crowd parts would be all of them singing together because dave convinced nepeta to use her adorable animal stare to con them into it.
yes accurate voices
ok but everyone needs to see the actual music video its really cool
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?
She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes.
Wow a girl takes a lot of selfies because she thinks she’s attractive and maybe likes to take selfies but that’s not okay?
she doesn’t think she is attractive, she knows she is attractive! she really is quite beautiful, and just because she takes many selfies does not make her any less of a person, or any less beautiful for doing so.
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
How often are you supposed to change them? O_o
Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
Wait some people only own one bra?
Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?
whats a bra
where am i
birthday: March 20th
single or taken: single
height: 5’ 8 1/2
eye color: brown :)
middle name: ann
favorite color: pink!!
lucky number: 20
hogwarts house [x]: slytherin
favorite fictional character: the medic from tf2
favorite television show: at the moment Steven Universe
favorite season: spring :D
describe yourself in a few words: chubby, artistic, sarcastic, fun
future children’s names: *age cannot comprehend question*
meaning of your name: either “faithful wife” “a snare” or “captivating” ???
ultimate otp: HEAVYMEDIC
what do you plan to/do for a living: uhh i wanna work with kids, but i also wanna do something artistic, and im kinda good at graphic design??
starbucks order: venti passion fruit ice tea, 6 pumps raspberry, 4 pumps classic
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: introvert
dawn or dusk: dusk
righty or lefty: lefty~
coffee or tea: tea
rain or shine: rain
reading or writing: reading
W H A T
WAIT W H A T
WHAT WHAT WHAT
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!