When students go to Hogsmeade, a muggleborn forgets their money at Hogwarts, so their friend offers to pay for something at Honeydukes and he just asks “So, what do you want?” and the muggleborn just goes “YOOOO I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT” and it gets kind of quiet in the store for a second and then a kid across the store just yells “SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT” and all the muggleborns are cracking up while everyone else just looks on in terrified amusement.
during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds
"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that
I just want to test the gamer side of Tumblr
I have every xbox
I have every Playstation
Are there really people that have no gaming device at all???
Computers can play games.
You either reblog this or you’re a liar.
Send a number and I’ll draw my OC:
- In what they normally wear
- In what I’m currently wearing
- In a school uniform
- In swimwear
- In underwear
- With no clothes on
- In winter clothes
- In fancy clothes
- Making 3 different expressions
- Standing on their hands
- With their favorite animal
- Hanging out with a friend
- Sitting on the couch
- Doing something they don’t normally do
- Playing a sport
- Beaten up
- As a kid/adult
- Wearing a funny hat
Tryna find a new bae like..
THE SEANCE (USE HEADPHONES, YOU MUST USE HEADPHONES)
What, what, what.
It sounds like she is right behind you.
Listen to this in the dark at 3 a.m. I dare you!
Someone ban sixpenceee from posting at midnight bc now I can’t go to sleep
WOW THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
OH MY FUCKING LORD
IM DED IM DED
Parenting 101: Being tricked by your kids
ALL ABOARD THE EMOTIONAL TRAIN WRECK NEXT WEEK